Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.