Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.