Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

Original Content Jokes More Original Content Jokes

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What to hear something funny?

Original Content

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.