What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.