What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

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