After the ring, you wake up!
An alarm cluck !
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
Because he was bored of the rings!
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
A degree in law.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...