Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!