What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.