What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.