Plot Jokes

They're always plotting against it.

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The plot thickens.

The plot for Wall-E

He lost the plot.

The plot thickens!

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Because he dosen't have a plot.

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Because time was always running out.

With a shat nav.

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

A: Car-pets!

Net profits !

Carry the Juan

With a crow bar.

E.T. phoned home.

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

So you can read their lips.

Plot Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

What do you call americans flying to space?

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

What makes an ink joke so funny?

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

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