They're always plotting against it.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The plot thickens.
The plot for Wall-E
He lost the plot.
The plot thickens!
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
The plot.
Because he dosen't have a plot.
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
They always get lost at C.
Because they live under Iraq.
Aye, there's the wub"
A corpse.
Wrong.
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
Because gunpowder is black.
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
E B White
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
Hola Seniority
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Flush the toilet.
An Aristotalitarian Regime.
Very exciting