Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Where's your cue?

She said, "It's after the C."

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !