Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"