How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.