Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
It has a lot of mussels.
When my problem is my face!
It has a lot of problems.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
League of Legends. Because they know drama.