What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.