What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog