What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents