Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.