Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.