What do you call a 2 legged dog who alw...

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!