What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....