Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Tan Gent Jokes More Tan Gent Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea