What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me