What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.