What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"