What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

Previous Random Joke Next

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son."