What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.