What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)