You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
The police.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
Bite me.
the Steaks are high."
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
He was a chronic math-debater
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
