What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

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What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

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What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup