Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.