Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.