Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.