Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.