Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!