Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.