Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.