Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.