Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.