What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.