What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog