Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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house prices down

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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A Pauperazzi

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Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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Getting new shoes every week.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.