What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.