What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.