What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.