What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public