Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk