Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.