What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Nut and bolt

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GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.