What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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RoboClop....so sorry

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He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???