How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!