Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.