The Carpet store
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they were Ionic.
PomIranians
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Because opposites attract.
Their ankles!
Crackers always leave crumbs.
Underlay! Underlay!
Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.
Jockey and Jill!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
An army of Hun-dread.
On the Inkernet.
They remove all attachments.
Because they both have rings.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
A slippery slope.
La chaim-lich maneuver.
A beggar has retained his integrity.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
