The Carpet store
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they were Ionic.
PomIranians
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Crimea a river
Send them to a concentration camp!
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
You don't speak English fourchette!
Carpet burn
Underlay! Underlay!
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Because it's a ZEBRA.
An ironing board.
Because he is lying.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Baby kangaroos.
An elephant with diarrhea.
