Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs