Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.