What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)