What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.