How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars