How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.