Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.