Equipment Jokes

What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.