What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

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What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.