What do dead and black people have in common?

Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.