Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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Because of all the sandwiches there.

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This club can't even handle me right now