What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.