Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!