Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!