Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs