Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman?

Peter parkour.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!