Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!