What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.