What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.