What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

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What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling