What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache."

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.