What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.