How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41