How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"