How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

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What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!