Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob