What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.