Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!