Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.