Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)